September 9, 2026
NFL Week 1 ~ September 9-10 & 13-14, 2026
Wednesday Night game!?! YGBSM, What is this? Who’s playing? Dolphins_vs_ Jets on the Cartoon Network?
WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 9 201 SEATTLE 3 44.5 New England
It’s always Wednesday in Seattle
Pick: Pats
THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 10 202 LOS ANGELES RAMS 3.5 48 San Francisco
49ers all in my brain
Lately things just don't seem the same
Actin' funny but I don't know why
'Scuse me while I kiss this guy
Am I happy or in misery?
What ever it is, that karma put a spell on me
Pick: LARams
SUNDAY SEPTEMBER 13 203 JACKSONVILLE 8.5 40.5 Cleveland
Is Jacksonville the Team of Destiny. Gotta get by the Mistake on the Lake, first.
Pick: Jax
204 CINCINNATI 3.5 50.5 Tampa Bay
Last dance with Tampa Bay
One more time to kill the pay-an
I feel karma seeping out and I'm tired of this team again
Pick: Bengals
205 Baltimore 3.5 48 INDIANAPOLIS
They, yeah those guys that think they know something, once said Lamar runs too much for the Ravens to win it all. Now they’re saying Lamar needs to run more
Pick: Ravens
206 PITTSBURGH 3.5 42.5 Atlanta
Tua’s passes flowing out like endless rain missing the paper cup
They slither wildly as they slip away across the karma-verse
Nothing's gonna change my pick
Nothing's gonna change my pick
Pick: Steelers
207 Buffalo 1 44.5 HOUSTON
Josh Allen always looks like someone asked him to solve a difficult math problem.
Pick: Bills
208 Chicago 3 47 CAROLINA
I’m going to pick Carolina in my mind. Haha. No I’m not.
Pick: Bears
209 TENNESSEE 1.5 39.5 New York Jets
J-E-S-T Jest Jest Jest
Pick: Titans
210 DETROIT 7 49.5 New Orleans
Is the act wearing thin? Dan Campbell on the hot seat
Pick: Lions
211 LOS ANGELES CHARGERS 9 47 Arizona
The Kingpin is loose, freed from HC expectations. With a real QB, Mike McDaniel will electrify this team. LAC is most definitely the Team of Destiny
Pick: Chargers
212 LAS VEGAS 3.5 40.5 Miami
I caught you knockin' at the LOTW door
I love you, Dolphins, can I have some more?
Ooh, ooh, the karma gone
I've seen the picks and the karma gone
A little part of it in everyone
But every Dolfan’s like a settin' sun
Pick: LVRaiders
213 PHILADELPHIA 5 44.5 Washington
And Mendoza’s back at home
With his Eagles, getting stoned
What a drag, Too many snags
Well I drunk a lot of bourbon
And I'm feeling fine
“Gotta make some pick”, Chick said
Is this karma all around
Or is it in my head?
Pick: Commanders by 5
214 MINNESOTA 1.5 46.5 Green Bay
Vikes are unavoidable,
my backs against the wall
Kyler gives me feelings that I never felt before
Vikings always looked good to me, but now I find them…
Simply irresistible
Kool-aid so fine, there's no tellin' where the karma went
Pick: Packers
215 Dallas 3 48 NEW YORK GIANTS
Once upon a time you picked so fine
Could play either side of any line
In your prime, didn't you?
Now you don't talk so loud
Now you don't seem so proud
About having to giddy-up
Your next karma
Pick: Giants
MONDAY SEPTEMBER 14 216 KANSAS CITY 2.5 43.5 Denver
You know it’s Friday noon so don’t be SUCH. A. DICK.
I'll kick you out of LOTW if you don't MAKE. THAT. PICK.
The Chiefs bust in and says, "WHAT’s. THAT. NOISE?"
Aw, Mahomes, you're just jealous, it's the KARMA. BOYZ.
You gotta fight… for your right… to Kaarrr-ma
Pick: Broncos